sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(Source: lindsay-bluth)
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
HUH!? ^
i laughed too much at this than normal people
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
